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Thread: Battle of the nuts

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    Default Battle of the nuts

    Who wins, my left nut, or my right nut?
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    Default Re: Battle of the nuts

    Quote Originally Posted by LSU
    Who wins, my left nut, or my right nut?
    Which one hangs lower?
    If the only tool you have in your toolbox is a hammer, soon everything starts to look like a nail.

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    Default Re: Battle of the nuts

    Quote Originally Posted by domenick2x
    Which one hangs lower?


    hang on, let me check...seems to be the right one.
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    Default Re: Battle of the nuts

    Quote Originally Posted by LSU
    Who wins, my left nut, or my right nut?
    Neither. You beat them both into oblivion rendering each one useless.
    "The only thing you know about pitching is how hard it is to hit." - Bob Gibson to Tim McCarver

    TO HELL WITH GEORGIA!

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    Default Re: Battle of the nuts

    I can't decide without testing them myself.
    RIP Baby Duck...We Never Knew You, and I am so sorry.

    Noses are the unsung hero of the face, ties the whole thing together. Name one good looking person without a nose...can't do it.

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    Default Re: Battle of the nuts

    Quote Originally Posted by LSU
    hang on, let me check...seems to be the right one.
    We have a winner!
    If the only tool you have in your toolbox is a hammer, soon everything starts to look like a nail.

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    Default Re: Battle of the nuts

    Quote Originally Posted by domenick2x
    We have a winner!

    ahh, but see, the left one is somewhat more protected by the right one in the event of a sudden assault upon the nuts. While the right nut has weathered more storms survived the attacks, the left one is still in its purest, most productive form.

    Or something.
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    Default Re: Battle of the nuts

    Quote Originally Posted by LSU
    hang on, let me check...seems to be the right one.
    What happens if your nuts decided to trick you and switched places?
    NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LSU
    ahh, but see, the left one is somewhat more protected by the right one in the event of a sudden assault upon the nuts. While the right nut has weathered more storms survived the attacks, the left one is still in its purest, most productive form.

    Or something.
    What does not crush it only makes it stronger.

    Right nut clearly is dominant. Left nut is only the backup.
    If the only tool you have in your toolbox is a hammer, soon everything starts to look like a nail.

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    Default Re: Battle of the nuts

    Quote Originally Posted by da_daubs
    What happens if your nuts decided to trick you and switched places?



    I'll sit them down and tell them such tomfoolery is not appreciated, and make them get into their original positions. It ain't no democracy down there. The nuts do what they're told.


    Unless whiskey is involved.




    (the door is open, walk on thru)
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    Default Re: Battle of the nuts

    Quote Originally Posted by domenick2x
    What does not crush it only makes it stronger.

    Right nut clearly is dominant. Left nut is only the backup.

    perhaps the brains behind the brawn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LSU
    perhaps the brains behind the brawn.
    Darwinism at work.

    Might makes right.
    If the only tool you have in your toolbox is a hammer, soon everything starts to look like a nail.

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    Default Re: Battle of the nuts

    Right all the way.


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    Default Re: Battle of the nuts

    Quote Originally Posted by MadNova
    I can't decide without testing them myself.


    If I were you, I'd say to ask your wife about them, but I'm not like that.
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    The left. No contest.

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    Default Re: Battle of the nuts

    I'm laughing at my comments. I have no memory of this thread at all.
    If the only tool you have in your toolbox is a hammer, soon everything starts to look like a nail.

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    Default Re: Battle of the nuts

    Quote Originally Posted by domenick2x
    I'm laughing at my comments. I have no memory of this thread at all.
    I can't remember voting on this, but I guess I did. Probably voted based on which of my own nuts I liked best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roy Munson
    I can't remember voting on this, but I guess I did. Probably voted based on which of my own nuts I liked best.
    Huh? They're twins.

    Otherwise, you'd have to name them.

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    Default Re: Battle of the nuts

    Quote Originally Posted by MTVike
    Huh? They're twins.

    Otherwise, you'd have to name them.
    Actually, I remember how I did it... I figured whichever side my dick normally hangs on is its favorite nut.

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    Default Re: Battle of the nuts

    Quote Originally Posted by Roy Munson
    Actually, I remember how I did it... I figured whichever side my dick normally hangs on is its favorite nut.
    A guy on the track team referred to me as "crooked honk" in the locker room. Tended to drift to the port side.

    Don't tell anyone.

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