Men are not exempt from retarded craziness...

[MadNova]

With so many vampires in the world today I think it's clear we need to take out the sun, so we can be a more productive race.

WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING VAMP.....


Oh.

[eventstructure]

With so many vampires in the world today I think it's clear we need to take out the sun, so we can be a more productive race.

that would neatly solve the global warming problem too.

[SU Nittany Tide]

[moses.]

Unfortunately, he declines to say what these things are, other than perhaps getting A's and B's in most of your classes and keeping odd hours.

Of course, think back to all the times you've looked at someone and yelled, "WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING VAMPIRE?"....The population is being overrun.

If you know someone well enough, you would pick up on all the clues as to them being a vampire. For instance, if somebody "ages well," there is a 10% chance that they're actually a real vampire.

So, that alone obviously isn't enough, but if that person also turns a shade of pink after eating a nice rare steak or two . . . well, then, there's a good possibility you've got a vampire on your hands. But please note, not everyone who turns pink is a vampire. It has to be a special kind of change in your skin tone.

[Enyalois]

If you know someone well enough, you would pick up on all the clues as to them being a vampire. For instance, if somebody "ages well," there is a 10% chance that they're actually a real vampire.

So, that alone obviously isn't enough, but if that person also turns a shade of pink after eating a nice rare steak or two . . . well, then, there's a good possibility you've got a vampire on your hands. But please note, not everyone who turns pink is a vampire. It has to be a special kind of change in your skin tone.

I was wondering if you were going to turn this into a Jeff Foxworthy bit.

[moses.]

I was wondering if you were going to turn this into a Jeff Foxworthy bit.

Do you think there are redneck vampires?

[Enyalois]

Do you think there are redneck vampires?

I was just referring to vampires in general.

If you failed english class, you might be a vampire.

However, no to rednecks, yes to pinknecks.

[phan52]

Where's Abe Lincoln when you need him?

[MadNova]

If you know someone well enough, you would pick up on all the clues as to them being a vampire. For instance, if somebody "ages well," there is a 10% chance that they're actually a real vampire.

So, that alone obviously isn't enough, but if that person also turns a shade of pink after eating a nice rare steak or two . . . well, then, there's a good possibility you've got a vampire on your hands. But please note, not everyone who turns pink is a vampire. It has to be a special kind of change in your skin tone.

I've long suspected Alison Lohman and Justin Long.

[MadNova]

Where's Abe Lincoln when you need him?

It seems like this guy has had sexual relations with at least one "slayer".

Is there a point to being a "slayer" if you just fuck your prey?