More Burrell Bar Escapades

[Joe D]

Got this from another board. It's a little hard to follow but really shows the greatness that is The Bat and women. This is from a guy's friend's girlfriend.

Pat Burrell - so he lives in the marina, and I have heard plenty of stories about him being out and about. [Girl A] (a girl I went to HS with and was out with last night) was talking last time I went out with her about how Pat the Bat hangs out at various dive bars and shes been dying to see him. She had high hopes of seeing him last night but I was all "nah, he has a game again tomorrow, doubt he'll be out".

Let me set the scene - I am out with [Friends Names] who are all in Phillies gear, having just come from the game. We are sitting outside at Tipsy Pig where we are the only 5 people because its a Wednesday night. The manager comes out to chat with us about the Phillies vs. Giants and ends up buying us a round. He tells us he was going to close up the patio but we could stay out there for a bit longer if we wanted. We wanted. It was kind of nice to be outside, under heat lamps with a private deck to just chat and hang out. Next thing we know Pat Burrell comes walking out with his buddy and teammate Aubrey Huff. He just comes and high fives us all and starts chatting with us about how much he misses Philadelphia and how those were the best years of his life. Aubrey Huff tells [Guy] under his breath that Pat "cried when he accepted his world series ring". Pat goes on (quite bitterly) about how the parade in Philly was one of the best days of his life, unfortunately he can no longer look back at those photos because his ex-wife is in all the pics. He mentioned this a couple of times - bitter much. [Guy] touches Burrell on the chest and says "dude, you look thin, are you on a diet?" Burrell responds that hes just single and banging a lot of chicks and "that really burns calories". [Girl A] is totallllly starstruck (we are just playing it cool not like drooling all over him). [Girl A] asks to take a pic with him and he says "only if you show me your tits", then he looks over at me and goes "actually you show me your tits first". I declined. [Girl A] ends up getting in close for a pic and Jamie is the one with her iPhone to take the pic (he accidentally creates a video rather than a still shot - this is what he captures): Burrell saying something along the lines of "if you want to take this pic with me you, you have to put your tits on my chest", [Girl A] giggling saying "don't be a douche". I'm pretty sure the video is going to be priceless. Aubrey Huff seemed like a cool guy. Burrell could not be cockier if he tried.

I didn't know he got divorced already? That chick was really hot too. But why have one hot one when you can have 1 million.

[jcarm22]

The greatest swordsman of our generation rides again!

[jcarm22]

"Mind if I take care of business?"

[Joe D]

How awesome is this guy?

[ill]

"Mind if I take care of business?"

I always wanted a shirt that said that on it. Hilarious.

[jcarm22]

So, I'm guessing Pat didn't sleep alone last night.

[thejerseydevil]

The legend continues...

[moses.]

Pat Burrell doesn't suffer from a sex addiction. He enjoys every minute of it.

[Chubbs61]

Two questions. When did Pat Burrell get divorced and wha woman n their right mind would divorce Pat the Bat?

[Joe D]

Here is what I found:

I've got a little birdie on the inside of the Burrell nest and it told me there is no way to overstate how miserable the guy was in Tampa. Word is he literally hated every second of his stay in so-called Florida—not that the organization or area is evil, just that it was a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad personal fit.
There was also the nasty little matter of an arduous divorce—as opposed to the picnic variety, I guess. By contrast, playing in the cavernous confines of AT&T might not be so tough.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/4...s-another-kick

[domenick2x]

Here is what I found:



http://bleacherreport.com/articles/4...s-another-kick

Perhaps the women were substandard in the Tampa area.

At least by Pat's standards.

[Obligatory Phailure]

Two questions. When did Pat Burrell get divorced and wha woman n their right mind would divorce Pat the Bat?

What reason, besides taking his money in a divorce, would a woman have for marrying Pat the Bat? It's not like she could have possibly expected him to settle down.

[mcelser1]

She deserved better than Pat the Bat if they really did get divorced. I could see it though. I mean he pretty openly cheated on her I feel. She was hot as hell too.

[Joe D]

She deserved better than Pat the Bat if they really did get divorced. I could see it though. I mean he pretty openly cheated on her I feel. She was hot as hell too.

So hot, I'd welcome her into my impending marriage.

[moses.]