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    Default NFL brand condoms?


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    "Not endorsed by Warren Sapp."

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    My favorite response:

    Terrell Owens pacifiers - for the real baby in your life.
    "When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’re getting your ass hammered by guys — there’s no better feeling than to have that done."
    -Matt Stairs following the Phillies win over LA
    "Bob Kelly was so dumb, they shoulda written his name on the Stanley Cup in crayon." - Gene Hart

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    "Travis Henry wishes he had these available."

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    NFL considering selling ad space on jersey's?

    Wonderfull...greedy fucks.

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    I can't wait for Pacman to endorse these bad boys.

    "Keep these on hand when you're makin' it rain with strippers. You know them hoes be dirty as hell."

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    Quote Originally Posted by jcarm22
    "Not endorsed by Warren Sapp."
    Or Shawn Kemp.

    Or Karl Malone.

    Or Rae Carruth.
    You see, I come from a highly-educated university, so when I come and post on this message board, I gotta dumb myself down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waltbabyluv23 View Post
    Or Shawn Kemp.

    Or Karl Malone.

    Or Rae Carruth.
    Or Rae Carruth's parents.
    In between the lines there's a lot of obscurity, I'm not inclined to resign to maturity.

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    LT's extra soft Kleenex
    Matt Hasselbeck back brace
    Tom Brady goat cheese

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    Tony Romo extra grip gloves

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    Consumer Reports stated that the Lions condom had issues with things running through its defenses, take that for what it's worth.

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    Marty Schottenheimer condom. Expires after December 31st.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kydoty View Post
    Marty Schottenheimer condom. Expires after December 31st.
    No, no...that was Herm Edwards.

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