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  1. #81

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    Quote Originally Posted by Helton72
    Nicole doesn't know where she is...she's lost.

    And yes, its a sign. Its true.

    The thread title is misleading, she could have been anywhere.

    Don't worry about shmuck, he's harmless. He just a friend.

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    jee whizz everyone, i just didnt notice this was the Cardinals forum...i just started posting in here. i hope thats ok. i thought for some reason this was like a general topic forum or something.

  3. #83

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicole
    jee whizz everyone, i just didnt notice this was the Cardinals forum...i just started posting in here. i hope thats ok. i thought for some reason this was like a general topic forum or something.

    No problem at all.

    You can post wherever you want, I wouldn't tread near the Philly boards though. I don't even go there.

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    hahaha!! why are they mean??

  5. #85

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicole
    hahaha!! why are they mean??

    Yes.

    Not a happy clan over there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicole View Post
    jee whizz everyone, i just didnt notice this was the Cardinals forum...i just started posting in here. i hope thats ok. i thought for some reason this was like a general topic forum or something.
    I was just messing with ya

    But listen to the Game...they can be sorta...harsh.
    "People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." -Rogers Hornsby

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Game View Post
    The thread title is misleading, she could have been anywhere.

    Don't worry about shmuck, he's harmless. He just a friend.
    Like a sitcom, Shmuck has his own theme song. Here are the lyrics to it:


    Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
    But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
    Let me tell ya a story of my situation
    I was talkin to this girl from the u.s. nation
    The way that I met her was on tour at a concert
    She had long hair and a short miniskirt
    I just got onstage drippin, pourin with sweat
    I was walkin through the crowd and gues who I met
    I whispered in her ear, come to the picture booth
    So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof
    I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
    She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
    I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
    I said, how do you like the show?
    She said, I was very amused
    I started throwin bass, she started throwin back mid-range
    But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
    Then when I asked, do ya have a man, she tried to pretend
    She said, no I dont, I only have a friend
    Come on, Im not even goin for it
    This is what Im goin sing

    You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
    And you say hes just a friend, oh baby
    You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
    But you say hes just a friend, oh baby
    You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
    But you say hes just a friend

    So I took blah-blahs word for it at this time
    I thought just havin a friend couldnt be no crime
    cause I have friends and thats a fact
    Like agnes, agatha, germaine, and jacq
    Forget about that, lets go into the story
    About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me
    So we started talkin, getttin familiar
    Spendin a lot of time so we can build up
    A relationship or some undderstanding
    How its gonna be in the future we was plannin
    Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
    I had no idea I was in for a treat
    After this was established, everything was cool
    The tour was over and she went back to school
    I called every day to see how she was doin
    Everytime that I ccalled her it seemed somethin was brewin
    I called her on my dime, picked up, and then I called again
    I said, yo, who was that? oh, hes just a friend
    Dont gimme that, dont ever gimme that
    Jus bust this

    You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
    And you say hes just a friend, oh baby
    You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
    But you say hes just a friend, oh baby
    You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
    But you say hes just a friend

    So I came to her college on a surprise visit
    To see my girl that was so exquisite
    It was a school day, I knew she was there
    The first semester of the school year
    I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
    This guy made me fill out a visitors form
    He told me where it was and I as on my way
    To see my baby doll, I was happy to say
    I arrrived in front of the dormitory
    Yo, could you tell me where is door three?
    They showed me where it was for the moment
    I didnt know I was in for such an event
    So I came to her room and opened the door
    Oh, snap! guess what I saw?
    A fella tongue-kissin my girl in the mouth,
    I was so in shock my heart went down south
    So please listen to the message that I say
    Dont ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend
    “Don't tell me about the world. Not today. It's springtime and they're knocking baseball around fields where the grass is damp and green in the morning and the kids are trying to hit the curve ball.” ―Pete Hamill

  8. #88

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zero
    Like a sitcom, Shmuck has his own theme song. Here are the lyrics to it:


    Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
    But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
    Let me tell ya a story of my situation
    I was talkin to this girl from the u.s. nation
    The way that I met her was on tour at a concert
    She had long hair and a short miniskirt
    I just got onstage drippin, pourin with sweat
    I was walkin through the crowd and gues who I met
    I whispered in her ear, come to the picture booth
    So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof
    I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
    She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
    I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
    I said, how do you like the show?
    She said, I was very amused
    I started throwin bass, she started throwin back mid-range
    But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
    Then when I asked, do ya have a man, she tried to pretend
    She said, no I dont, I only have a friend
    Come on, Im not even goin for it
    This is what Im goin sing

    You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
    And you say hes just a friend, oh baby
    You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
    But you say hes just a friend, oh baby
    You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
    But you say hes just a friend

    So I took blah-blahs word for it at this time
    I thought just havin a friend couldnt be no crime
    cause I have friends and thats a fact
    Like agnes, agatha, germaine, and jacq
    Forget about that, lets go into the story
    About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me
    So we started talkin, getttin familiar
    Spendin a lot of time so we can build up
    A relationship or some undderstanding
    How its gonna be in the future we was plannin
    Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
    I had no idea I was in for a treat
    After this was established, everything was cool
    The tour was over and she went back to school
    I called every day to see how she was doin
    Everytime that I ccalled her it seemed somethin was brewin
    I called her on my dime, picked up, and then I called again
    I said, yo, who was that? oh, hes just a friend
    Dont gimme that, dont ever gimme that
    Jus bust this

    You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
    And you say hes just a friend, oh baby
    You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
    But you say hes just a friend, oh baby
    You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
    But you say hes just a friend

    So I came to her college on a surprise visit
    To see my girl that was so exquisite
    It was a school day, I knew she was there
    The first semester of the school year
    I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
    This guy made me fill out a visitors form
    He told me where it was and I as on my way
    To see my baby doll, I was happy to say
    I arrrived in front of the dormitory
    Yo, could you tell me where is door three?
    They showed me where it was for the moment
    I didnt know I was in for such an event
    So I came to her room and opened the door
    Oh, snap! guess what I saw?
    A fella tongue-kissin my girl in the mouth,
    I was so in shock my heart went down south
    So please listen to the message that I say
    Dont ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend

    That was going through my head as I was posting that.

    Awesome.

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    HAHAHAAHAHA!!!! BWAHAHAHAA!!!

    awwww...hi shmuck.

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    I've never heard that song before...


    The juice is worth the squeeze.


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    Quote Originally Posted by nicole View Post
    HAHAHAAHAHA!!!! BWAHAHAHAA!!!

    awwww...hi shmuck.
    The shmuckster is harmless...we kid around.
    "People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." -Rogers Hornsby

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    ok, i get it. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by shmuck View Post
    I've never heard that song before...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkt4kqlpG4M
    “Don't tell me about the world. Not today. It's springtime and they're knocking baseball around fields where the grass is damp and green in the morning and the kids are trying to hit the curve ball.” ―Pete Hamill

  14. #94

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    Quote Originally Posted by shmuck View Post
    I've never heard that song before...

    You are missing out. Big Time.

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    By the way, Harold and Kumar Escape from Gitmo is a pretty sweet movie.


    The juice is worth the squeeze.


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    ok, im sold...how does it look??

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicole View Post
    ok, im sold...how does it look??
    Not as good as this:

    "Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."

  18. #98

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    Quote Originally Posted by BambinoBear
    Not as good as this:


    I already explained to her that the Yanks don't need anymore fans. You guys have plenty. Fake and real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Helton72 View Post
    The shmuckster is harmless...we kid around.
    Yeah Shmuck is a good kid

    Its that Ima thats the asshole
    RIP Keith. You will be missed but not forgotten.

    Quote Originally Posted by kobesgame View Post
    My asshole hurts and I don't like it from behind.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jiddy78 View Post
    I just got off with him.

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    haha noooo!!!

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