So, I was flipping through the Sea Gal site...

[GoSquawks37]

...and regretfully, came to the conclusion that most of them aren't very good looking. :(


What's up with that?

Bring back Amber!

http://hotties.maximonline.com/2004/finalists/photo/amber_l1.jpg

[hotpapa666]

I'll pass on Amber as well. You could peal her face off with a 5-in-1 tool and surely find an acne covered , splotchy girl with a too small face.

[GoSquawks37]

What the hell are you smoking?

Don't bogart, man.

[hotpapa666]

look at the bumps on her cheek. Where do you think those come from?

She has decent cans, but the face is pocked and the hair isn't hers.

[cobrabiff]

I'll pass on Amber as well. You could peal her face off with a 5-in-1 tool and surely find an acne covered , splotchy girl with a too small face.
Okay t hat's just blasphemy.

[GoSquawks37]

Clearly the image has been stylized... I didn't think anyone would be fooled by that. Whoops, I guess.

http://hotties.maximonline.com/2004/finalists/photo/amber_l2.jpg

http://hotties.maximonline.com/2004/finalists/photo/amber_l3.jpg

http://hotties.maximonline.com/2004/finalists/photo/amber_l4.jpg

[Uhsplit]

I thought she looked cute wearing a pearl necklace.

[hotpapa666]

again, she's kinda cute in the "it's 3 AM, and it's the bathroom so I'll bang her" kinda way. But really, she's not that attractive. You could airbrush Tony Siragusa into that with enough time...

[cobrabiff]

again, she's kinda cute in the "it's 3 AM, and it's the bathroom so I'll bang her" kinda way. But really, she's not that attractive. You could airbrush Tony Siragusa into that with enough time...
Yeah right.

"Hi. I'm Amber. Want to do me?"

"Ummmm, no. I'm not that drunk yet."

Dude.....

[Uhsplit]

LOL
Go SeaHawks.

If the Hawks don`t win, I`m gonna get my ass kicked royal by the Pats fans ugh.

[Uhsplit]

What am I saying? The Hawks win no problemoooooooo.

[hotpapa666]

You have your opinion I have mine. Girls with 3 hours worth of make up look a little pathetic to me.

[StevieBDunkNOnU]

I dont understand how she isnt bangable? Shes very cute.

[hotpapa666]

she's bangable. Like I said, in the bathroom, at an afterbar. Not after a date, not after knowing her for a few weeks. She's hit and run material, nothing more.

[poloboyclh]

lmfao

I met her in person, and trust me, she is phenomenal