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Night Hawk
10-09-2004, 09:36 PM
Viewing the signs as a corporate blemish on Seattle's cityscape, the recently formed group -- residents who live, work or travel near the stadium and collectively call themselves, Save Our Skyline -- yesterday sued Qwest Communications and the city of Seattle, among others.

The lawsuit claims Qwest, with the aid of city bureaucrats, has illegally marred the city's pristine, water- and mountain-framed skyline with corporate grotesqueries, and the suit seeks to rid the city of the signs forever.

"The gut feeling is, people don't want to be living in Tokyo or Times Square here," said Knoll Lowney, the Seattle attorney who filed the suit, referring to those urban areas many would contend have been overrun by advertising.

Although a Qwest spokeswoman declined comment about the lawsuit yesterday, Seattle City Attorney Tom Carr said he expects it will be tossed out of court.

According to the lawsuit, the Qwest Field signs are now the largest advertisements in Seattle. They're more than 4,000 square feet each, Lowney said.

They are so big, they can be seen from Interstate 5 and many downtown buildings; and from neighborhoods stretching from Beacon Hill to First Hill to Yesler Way.

They're so big, the suit argues, that "future skyline photographs of Seattle will literally contain a Qwest logo."

But the signs' sheer size isn't the group's only argument of why they should be removed. It also says the city and Qwest pulled an end-run around a city ordinance that would have prevented the signs from going up in the first place.

According to the suit, the city's Department of Planning and Development first rejected a request from Qwest -- soon after the company acquired the naming rights for the stadium in June -- to erect roof signs.

The application was rebuffed because the signs would have constituted ordinance-prohibited advertisements for Qwest's telecommunications services, rather than serve as signs for an on-site business.

To elude the law, the suit contends, the city on Aug. 11 granted Qwest's application to establish a 10-foot-by-11-foot booth within the stadium, which would allow the company to put up the signs.

Then, on the same day, the city granted Qwest permission to erect the two roof signs.

The signs should be seen as off-premises advertisements, the suit contends, because they are designed to promote Qwest's services generally, and not any small Qwest "business" that may exist within the stadium.

The suit also says the city permits that were issued failed to comply with the state Environmental Policy Act.

And, even if the signs constitute "on-premises" advertising, the suit says, they are too large under the Seattle Municipal Code, which states that spectator sports facilities with seats for 40,000 or more may be limited to two "identification signs," with a maximum total area limited to 3,000 square feet.

The Qwest roof signs, Lowney said, exceed 8,000 square feet.

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/football/192907_qwest29.html

BraynDrayn
10-09-2004, 10:08 PM
A better argument would have been.

Bloodsucking Lawyer:Your honor we are requesting the signage be removed NOT because of their size. Rather the signs should be taken down because Qwest's service is about as valuable and plesant as an ass raping from a yeast infected donkey.

Judge Ito: Marcia Clark is hot...err I mean how do you know about such things

Bloodsucking Lawyer: (Bends over) Thats not your normal gerbil chute your highness I got a starfish like Mt Vesuvious back here

Judge Ito: No! I meant how do you know about their service?

Bloodsucking Lawyer: Oh well, they have a store slightly smaller than an airplane bathroom and sign that can be seen from the space shuttle. The phone they sold me weighs 20pnds & looks like the one Wesley Snipes uses in "New Jack City" & it gave me this tumor.

Qwest Lawyer: Your eminence, we prefer to think of what he calls a tumor as a cranial enhancement.

LSU: (Back of the courtroom) Keith Woodside!!!

Judge Ito: Huh, who's Keith Woodside? What were we talking about?

Bloodsucking Lawyer: You were about to make Qwest take down their sign and plug up my bunghole Emporer

Qwest Lawyer: Keith Woodise sucked, Hasselbeck is going to take us to the SuperBowl!

LSU: I got more hair on my nuts than Matt has on his head.

Judge Ito: Order, Order in the court!

LSU: What kind of fucked up city is this it rains everyday and you have electric busses?

Bloodsucking Lawyer: Fart....Oh shit that felt like a wet one....(runs out of court)

Qwest Lawyer: Look here your stupendousness, Ill give you a samle of OJ's blood and a picture of Johnny Cockring fellating a gopher if you drop this

Judge Ito: Done! The signs stay

Bloodsucking Lawyer: (returns to empty court room) Where is everyone?

LSU: They're going to the playoff's "And they're gonna win"

Night Hawk
10-09-2004, 11:46 PM
Now that's funny. :D

I use to work for Qworst. Spirit of Service my ass. They play games with the PUC about reporting orders held for service (or rather, lack thereof) so they can get into the moneymaker, long distance. I hate that outfit. But Marcia Clark is hot.